Hair,What about her Hair!

Riddle me this: did Beyonce actually take Jay-Z up the aisle last week? That's the $64,000 question on everyone's lips. Why do we care?

Whatever, there's no denying that the latest whispers surrounding the singer's 'nuptials' will send the rumour mill into meltdown. People magazine is going nuts, no story, no pics.

Barely a week has gone by since the couple allegedly tied the knot during a hush-hush ceremony at a lavish NY penthouse on Friday, and now word has it that Beyonce is in the pudding club.

Yes, rumour has it that a pregnancy was the reason for Beyonce and her beau running up that aisle quicker than a speeding bullet, faster than a speeding locomotive.

The New York Daily News just published an article alleging that the Bootylicious singer is with child. OH MY GOD! NO!

But with no official confirmation from either Beyonce's or Jay-Z's reps that a wedding even took place, I'd hold off congratulating the happy couple just yet. Mary J. took care of that.

If it does turn out to be true, it'll be the second time the Knowles clan has witnessed a shotgun wedding: Beyonce's little sister, Solange, married her boyfriend Daniel Smith at the age of 17, after learning that she was carrying his child. They have since divorced.

And just to add fuel to the fire, Beyonce has actually indicated in the past that she'd like to get busy at some point: "I want to get married, and I really want a family. In a perfect world I'd have two boys and a girl." How sweet.

Shotgun wedding or not, turns out that that particular metaphor does actually hold water as far as the alleged nuptials is concerned.

According to the UK's Daily Mirror, B & J readily anticipated that some of their guests at the wedding would interpret the 'plus one' notation on their invite as 'plus gun'.

Word has it that J's rapper buddies allegedly have a penchant for brandishing guns and blades and bringing their artillery with them to such events.

All guests at the wedding, including Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin and Destiny Child members Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, were instructed to leave their cameras and mobile phones at home, and frisked before entry to the penthouse.

Nice. You know a marriage is off to a good start when guns and ammo are on the menu.

But where was her hairdresser..he would talk! Where was her extension tech...he'd talk. Her colorist ..someone take the bleach and the foils away!

Well she is a beauty no matter what.