November 05, 2009
TOP SIGNS YOUR MOM'S DEALING METH
Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain's mom faces 20 years in jail for selling meth to undercover cops in Nebraska. Fortunately, you can avoid Joba's headaches by checking out today's list of the . .
TOP SIGNS YOUR MOM'S DEALING METH
Andre Agassi owes her TONS of tennis lessons.
She bathes you in a sink, because the bathtub's busy.
Your jack-o-lantern had more teeth than her.
You dad is raking leaves. And has been for the past 36 hours.
Her business dies down whenever "Smackdown's" on.
You can't eat cereal because all the spoons are bent.
The only thing on her grocery list is Sudafed.
She named you "Joba".
You have to move because your trailer keeps exploding.
She doesn't think it's strange that the only thing in her purse is an AK-47.
You live in a 480-square-foot home, with an 8,550-square-foot basement.
Every year you get the same thing for your birthday: Meth.
Her nickname's "Crystal" . . . but she's not a stripper.
She has a ton of cash AND a ton of facial sores.
She's listed as a creative consultant on "Breaking Bad".
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